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  1. vidura99

    Rapidshare Account

    RapidPro paid until: 2 day(s) 16 hours 55 minutes Traffic left: 25 116 MB Menna mae account eke login ekai pass ekai ona aya mata PM ekak danna. Rply denne1 st 10 denata witharai. Traffic iwara wenkan DL karanna. PM ekak dala thiyanna thread eke comment ekak dala yanna. IDM eken RS ekata...
  2. vidura99

    Rapidshare Account

    RapidPro paid until: 3 day(s) 6 hours 26 minutes Traffic left: 30 614 M Menna mae account eke login ekai pass ekai ona aya mata PM ekak danna. Rply denne danma. Traffic iwara wenkan DL karanna. PM ekak dala thiyanna IDM eken RS ekata log wenna promise wena ayata witharai hode ...
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    පුදුම ආහාර වට්ටෝරු

    පුදුම_ආහාර_වට්ටෝරු අප ආහාර ගන්නේ ජීවත් වීම පිණිසය. එහෙත් තවත් බොහෝ දෙනා ආහාර ගැනීම පිණිසම ජීවත් වෙති. ඒ කෙසේ වුවද මිනිසාගේ ආහාර පුරුදු එකිනෙකට වෙනස්ය. ඇතැම් ආහාර වට්ටෝරු පුදුම උපදවන සුළුය. අන්තර්ජාලයේ එක් වෙබ් අඩවියක් පසුගියදා සමස්ත මිනිස් වර්ගයාගේ සියලුම ආහාර වට්ටෝරු අතරින් වෙනස් මෙන්ම ඇදහිය...
  4. vidura99

    Grandma

    A five-year-old boy visiting his grandmother was playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. “Grandma,” he said, “how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all...
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    New Boots

    An elderly couple, Sally and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” :oo::frown::nerd: Sally looked him...
  6. vidura99

    Something abt woman

    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to...
  7. vidura99

    philosophy

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this...
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    married couple

    A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to > > Make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's > > labour pains to the Baby's biological father wherever he may be. > > Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but > > the > >...
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    Breasts & Veggies

    A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a...
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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny went to the doctor to get a vaccination. After the shot, the doctor pulled out a bandage to cover the spot on his arm. Johnny asked him to put it on the other arm. “But, I put it where you got the shot to let others know that it’s tender and they shouldn’t touch it,” replied the...
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    surnames

    A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she sid 'Kevin'. 'Right', he said, 'what about that blond one over there?' 'Kevin', she said. 'Oh, and the tall one with the...
  12. vidura99

    Guess it

    A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy. So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?" "Certainly, sir, "replies...
  13. vidura99

    Ostrich & Pussy Cat

    A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat". They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks. Next it was the ostrichs round. He walked up to the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the...
  14. vidura99

    The Speech

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and...
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    nude beach

    Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with b**bies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they...
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    kick him in the a**

    A blind man with his seeing eye dog are walking down a busy street in New York. The man comes to a cross walk to get to the other side of the busy street. The seeing eye dog proceeds to lead his master across the street in rush hour traffic. Cars are honking horns, screeching their brakes to...
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    baby's name? 16+

    A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her...
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    Naked Man

    One day an Elephant met a naked man. What did the elephant say to the naked man? It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
  19. vidura99

    The Trainee...

    A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No,"...
  20. vidura99

    Tension Vs Real Tension

    A beautiful girl asks a lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to the hospital. Doctor says "Congrats. You are going to be a father." YOU GET TENSED

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