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  1. vidura99

    Men are never satisfied

    :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: :D
  2. vidura99

    Walking stick

    :D:D:D:D:D:D ;)
  3. vidura99

    Naguhty Elephnat

    :P:P:P:P:P:P
  4. vidura99

    Free drinks

    :D:D:D:D:P
  5. vidura99

    doggie style

    “Why have you got those marks on your knees?” her friend asked. “Oh, it’s making love, doggie style.” “Well, why don’t you change positions?” “I’m willing, but the dog isn’t.” :lol:
  6. vidura99

    mum’s better

    Two kids were arguing in the playground. “My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the first boy. “No he ain’t,” said the second boy. “My dad got the highest score last week.” “OK, OK, but my mum’s better than your mum.” “Yeah, alright, my dad says the same thing.” :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  7. vidura99

    suicide

  8. vidura99

    මළ ගෙදර

    ප්‍රේක්‍ෂකයෙක්‌ පාපන්දු තරගයක්‌ නරඹමින් සිටියේ ලු. ඔහුට යාබද අසුන හිස්‌ව තිබුණේ ලු. "එහා ආසනය හිස්‌ නේද? ඒක කාගෙද?" යි තවත් ප්‍රේක්‍ෂකයෙක්‌ විමසුවේ ලු. "ඔව්. ඒක හිස්‌ තමයි. ඒක මගේ නෝනගේ" "නෝනා එන්නෙ නැද්ද?" "නැහැ. එයා අද උදේ මැරුණා!" "ඉතින් එම ආසනය ඥතියෙකුටවත් දෙන්න තිබුණානේ" "ඒ ඔක්‌කොම මළ ගෙදර...
  9. vidura99

    Don't get caught

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  10. vidura99

    Negotiation

    :yes::yes::yes::yes: :P:P:P:P :rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D
  11. vidura99

    bump 16+

  12. vidura99

    Rape

    :D:D
  13. vidura99

    pneumonia

    "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::P
  14. vidura99

    16 + Swollen knees or...

    :P:P:P:P :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  15. vidura99

    16+ Miracles of Plastic surgery

    :P:P:P:P:P:P
  16. vidura99

    Wrong box!

  17. vidura99

    18+ only for Males

    :D:D:D:D:D
  18. vidura99

    choclate

    Woman in a restaurant: right, id like a scoop of strawberry icecream, a scoop of chocolate icecream, and a scoop of vanilla please! Waiter: I'm sorry madam, it seems we have no choclate. Woman: (sighs) then ill have a strawberry milkshake, vanilla milkshake and a chocolate milkshake please...
  19. vidura99

    time left

    A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." :nerd::nerd: "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man...
  20. vidura99

    fisherman

    One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then...

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