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    BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

    ================================== DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM ---------------------------------- NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. For instruktions, see bottom applikason. ************* 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_)...
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    What a Woman Wants in a Man

    What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover ******* What I Want In...
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    Old Age - After 70 years

    An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later...
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    Menna Ape Admin GTRZ ge hora weda mattu wuna

    :lol: He hee baya wunada?Congratz on your 8K bro.Hit it soooooooon:lol:
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    Love n maths

    Love n maths ( when maths teacher writes love letter ) My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you...
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    Poetic Resignation

    Employee Resignation --------------- The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they wont change their...
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    TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

    1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take...
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    CHINESE PROVERBS

    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ...
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    Fun Facts About Dogs

    These are just meant to be for fun ! We cannot verify the authenticity of these facts Greyhounds can run up to 45 miles an hour for very short periods. Dogs have 42 teeth, cats about 30. Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates. The dalmatian dog originate from Dalmatian coast of...
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    BEST INTERVIEW

    One of the best interviews!!! Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before...
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    What Men Really Mean

    "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really...
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    ඔන්න මමත් 8ක් ගැහුවා - ලි0ග බේදය

    ඔන්න මමත් 8ක් ගැහුවා - ලි0ග බේදය
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    What Men Really Mean

    "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely...
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    Yard Sale

    One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn. This time my curiosity got...
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    Patient's cards

    Actual writings on some patient's cards at Kenyatta Hospital 1. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day...
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    Are You Ready to Have Children

    Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. ******* Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you maysubstitute roofing tacks) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a...
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    No Pants

    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed . The old man looked off...
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    Cute Questions asked by Kids

    She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ******* My young grandson...
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    Why Wedding Dress is always WHITE

    Son asked his mother: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The...
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    The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies:

    1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received...

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