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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Men are like

    Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like . .... Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they...
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    Diary of a Blonde Wife

    *Monday:* Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine...
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    Country doctors

    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sickto my stomach." The older...
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    10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

    Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. *********** Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand...
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    blondie

    A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop...
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    Not the real thing

    An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walkedup to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief...
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    Software Engineer's Daily Routine

    8:30AM: wake up 8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: Check Again just in case... 9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM). 9:45AM: TEA party. 10:00AM: Check Mail. 10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe...
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    Twenty Great One Liners

    1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax...
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    American accent

    An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar...
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    What is marketing

    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing" 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's...
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    God - What a mess!!

    When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, And I said I'd take the next one. When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, And I didn't want any. When God gave out noses, I thought He said roses, And I ordered a big one. When God gave out legs, I thought He said...
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    The Plumber on Run

    A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door. The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe." The Lady said, "We don't have any leaky pipe here." The plumber on run, says, "My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing Emergency, address looks exact, Aren't...
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    Why English Is So Difficult

    We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If...
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    New Dating Dictionary

    ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a...
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    Shameless Visitor

    The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment. She started blabbering, “When you come to...
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    Rajnikanth facts

    you want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts Rajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. Rajanikanth can...
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    Flirting Program in C++

    #include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include <mobile.h> #include<sms.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%" ,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%" ,&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and...
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    Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...

    1) I hated sleep. ************* 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. ************* 3) I couldn't live without tension. ************* 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. ************* 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. *************...
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    1O interesting facts about nokia

    1) The ringtone "Nokia tune" is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named "Gran Vals" by Spanish musician Francisco Tárrega. The Nokia Tune was originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but was changed to "Nokia Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred...

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