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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Future Fireman

    A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman." "Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman." "Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, 'cause the...
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    LEAVE LETTERS

    This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is...
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    Alt Ctrl Del

    IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER! If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get...
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    BASTARD

    GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl ) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no...
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    10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!

    10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television. 8. God knew...
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    Don't Take It Seriously

    When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. ********* When the DENTIST says, Open wide. ********* When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? ********* When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? ********* When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says...
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    One Liners (Jokes)

    • Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. • I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books. • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. • Sometimes...
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    YOU ARE OLD WHEN

    "OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the...
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    Law of .....

    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to...
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    20 Years

    My friend Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's bar mitzvah." "We'll try," he replied compassionately. In due course Ada gratefully attended the...
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    Some humorus sign ads

    Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached. Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives. When I Read About...
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    Do Telemarketers Bug You?

    Do you get lots of annoying calls from telemarketers? Don't get upset about it! Use the opportunity to get a laugh! ******* 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. ******* 2. If they start out with, "How are...
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    NET ADDICT

    1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S) 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU! 5...
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    Phone Call

    The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat...
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    ME and MY BOSS

    When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative...
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    Super Computer

    The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to...
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    Before and after the marriage

    Before the marriage: ----------------- He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes...
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    MEXICAN DELICACY

    An american was touring Mexico. After his day's sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What was that you...
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    God as Computer Programmer

    Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer. ********** Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables. ********** Q: Why does God...
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    Pa Won't Like It

    A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't...

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