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    Did your job rejected?

    Next time your application for a job is rejected... Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been...
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    Blonde alligator

    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own...
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    Rules for women

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. *********** 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down. *********** 2...
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    Rapidshare Working

    Rapidshare Working now
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    Blu Ray Rip Movies

    Blu Ray Rip Movies wala RS links thiyena sites monawada thiyenne?
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    How's ma new sigi

    If you like it vote it here http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4172806&posted=1#post4172806
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    Hey Guyz I got three stars today

    Itz been 1 and half months.Ek rox
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    Far Cry 2008 DVDRip XviD-BeStDivX

    Far Cry (2008) Rating: 2.8/10 (723 votes) 90m48s 592x336 908 kbps English MP3 154 kbps vbr http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/ Subs English http://rapidshare.com/files/207107743/bestdivx-farcry.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/207107745/bestdivx-farcry.part2.rar...
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    Umbrella Thief

    A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started...
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    IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

    Maternity leave would last two years... With full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the...
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    New Apple Safari Browser V4.0

    http://www.apple.com/safari/download/
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    Humor Vacation

    "Laughter is an instant vacation" --Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday *************** Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you...
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    Generous lawyer

    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a...
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    Cup of tea

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I...
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    Funny Thoughts On Exercise

    I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ********** My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. ********** I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach...
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    Interview

    Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because...
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    10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

    Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. *********** Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100...
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    Kids Jokes

    Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"...

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