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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Windows Messages

    The following are new Windows messages that are supposedly under consideration for the planned Windows 7... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Bad command or file name! Go...
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    The Corporate language

    "We will do it" means " You will do it" "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !". "After...
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    Strict Punishment

    A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week." Later the boy saw a butterfly, so...
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    Difference between Love, Lust and Marriage

    Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath ********* Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?" Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go...
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    Hilarious Jokes

    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy...
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    2 men went to a Callgirl:

    2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said ?Na my wife is better.? 2nd went in and came out n said ?U R right ur wife is much better.?
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    Whats a grownUp joke?

    A sardarji?s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old
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    Insects

    A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week." Later the boy saw a butterfly, so...
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    Try to have fun

    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a...
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    The Jewish and Chinese Pilots

    A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...
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    A Little Guy

    A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts...
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    We are men :)

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the...
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    Funniest newspaper adz

    Top 9 Funniest News p aper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) ************* 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) ************* 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once...
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    Marriage Mix Jokes

    Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" ****** A...
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    Slumdog Millionaire (DVDSCR) - Oscar Winner 2009

    Format: H.264 Video; AAC-LC 160kbps Audio @ 48kHz Video Info: 1.17 mbits/sec; 23.98 FPS; 640x272 resolution Compatibility: All iPods & iPhones, Zune, PSP, X-Box 360, PS3, etc. Password: VoV Code: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1010048/ First off, this is a DVD Screener, but it has NO Black & White...
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    The Making of Slumdog Millionaire WS PDTV XviD-aAF

    The Making of Slumdog Millionaire WS PDTV XviD-aAF http://rapidshare.com/files/201446370/The.Making.Of.Slumdog.Millionaire.WS.PDTV.XviD-aAF.rar
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    ESET NOD 32 Smart Security V 4.0.226.0

    http://rapidshare.com/files/201429555/ess_nt32_enu.msi Here are some keys if u need http://www.for-ever.cn/nod32/
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