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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    US Robotics 9112 ADSL 2+ Roter for sale

    ADSL Supports ADSL2/ADSL2+ S=1/2 for up to 12 Mbps Supports full-rate G.DMT (ITU-T G.992.1) and T1.412 Issue 2 ADSL: up to 8 Mbps downstream and up to 1 Mbps upstream† Supports G.lite (ITU-T G.992.2) ADSL: up to 1.5 Mbps downstream and up to 512 Kbps upstream† Supports DSL...
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    Bug Spray

    A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you...
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    THE BAT

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to leave him alone and let him get some sleep...
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    How to make a woman happy

    How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber...
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    DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

    What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings. WOMEN'S WORDS 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Fine, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you...
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    One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

    Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not...
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    Lost Season 5 (Add All Here) Updating........................

    Add all of ur Lost seson 5 links in here
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    I need these songs

    Chamika Sirimanna's all albums Woh chali - Bombay Wikings Aaa bhi jaa Aaa bhi jaa
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    ලංකාවේ HSDPA (Mobile Internet) මුලාව…

    ලංකාවේ HSDPA (Mobile Internet) මුලාව… හැමෝටම තියන ගැටලුවක් තමයි මේ මෝබයිල් පුලුල් පරාස ඉන්ටර්නෙට් නොහොන්, Broadband HSDPA මේතර්ම් ගැටලු සහිත හා, මේ අය කියන 3.6mbps, 7.2mbps වේහයන් ලැබෙන්නේ නැත්තේ කියලා. ගොඩක් අයට මේගැන හරි වැටහීමක් නැති නිසා මේකියන Marketing tricks වලට රැවටෙනවා. මේවා විකුනන...
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    Retired Couple

    A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife. After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a...
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    Nice conversation

    This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X) X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which shampoo do you use? Y...
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    Heaven Questions

    This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions. guy: "Why are girls so pretty?" God: "So you'll like them." guy: "Why are girls soft?" God: "So you'll like them." guy: "Why are girls so dumb?" God: "So they'll like you."
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    Pearl Necklace

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book...
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    Fairy Tales begin with

    A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"
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    Weeping little boy

    A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears are streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. "What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?" "It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned all four little kittens we had...
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    Ugly Kid

    A lady gets on a train with her baby. A guy sitting across from her looks at the baby and starts laughing hysterically. He says, "Lady, that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. It looks like a monkey. What an ugly kid." The lady freaks out, and goes running into the next car sobbing...
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    HRD Notice of a company to employees!

    Dear STAFF, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. *********** 1) TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. A) If we see you driving a Honda, we...
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    HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

    1. You can stare at any Girl....... ************* 2. You don't have to spend money on her. ************* 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. ************* 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************* 5. If u...
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    After 50 years

    An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she...
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    26 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES

    1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. ********* 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. ********* 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it. ********* 4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another...

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