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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Survey on LIPSTICK

    What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies. 5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery. 25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removeing the Make Up. 15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips. 10% is Dumpped in the Garbage as...
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    Adobe CS4 Master Collection

    Adobe CS4 Master Collection thiyenawanam methana post karanna.....
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    Clever Business Signs

    Some Very Clever Business Signs 1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up." 3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 4) On a...
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    Office Phrases - new definitions

    1. For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it. ******* 2. Noted and returned. Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. ******* 3. Review and comment. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can...
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    Need for Speed Underground Cheats here

    Here are Cheats for N4S Underground.It works on PC,PSP and Xbox360.I dont know if it works on PS3.If yes plz post here.The Dummy File inside is no needed.Its only to store on RS. http://rapidshare.com/files/166536755/NFS_UNDERCOVER_SECRET_CODES.rar
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    Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what...

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both ought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth Grades, until one day he noticed that her...
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    The Emotional Man

    One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep...
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    It's all about women

    1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. ********** 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... ********** 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you...
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    The Best 50 of Murphy's Law

    You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. *********** Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. *********** Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the...
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    Need for Speed: Undercover (2008/ENG) - RELOADED

    PROOF SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS OS: Windows XP/VISTA with latest service pack Processor: Intel Pentium 4 (or equivalent) CPU running at 2.8GHz or higher* Memory: 1GB RAM Video Card: Geforce 6500, Radeon 9500 or better DirectX compliant video card** Hard Drive: 5.5 GB...
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    Smile

    There was this tiger that woke up one morning and just felt great. He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him, "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?" And the poor quaking little monkey replied, "You are of course, no one is mightier than you." A...
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    Santa's weeding night

    Santa and Preeto had just got married. It was their wedding night in a five star hotel. Preeto was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee, "Take me Santa. Take me now!" Santa being a virgin and very good boy didn't have the faintest idea what to do next...
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    Funny 10 phone answering mesaages

    10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are...
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    Need.for.Speed.Undercover.Keygen.and.Crack.RELOADE D

    1.Unzip(7-zip) 2.Copy to installation folder and run. Download
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    How to break into audit mode during a manual install of Windows Vista.

    Audit mode is a mode of Windows Setup that lets you bypass Windows Welcome so you can quickly access the desktop. Audit mode is usually entered by running sysprep /audit command or using an answer file setting during unattended installation. But if you install Windows Vista manually on a...
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    The Guys' Rules

    Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ********** 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ************ 1. Shopping is...
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    Disable the UAC feature in Vista

    Are you tired of those User Account Control (UAC) prompts that appear whenever you're trying to run some admin tool on your Vista computer? They appear even if you're user account is a member of the Administrators group on your machine. That's because Protected Admins (PAs) normally run with the...
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    Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds

    (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) :d 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) :d 3. 3-year...
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    Innocent Questions

    1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat...
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    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - Movie Trailer

    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is an upcoming film based on the 2003 video game of the same name. The film is directed by Mike Newell and stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, and Alfred Molina. Filming is taking place in the United Kingdom and Morocco. Prince of Persia: The...
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