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    New Recruitment

    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself...
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    Two environments mixed up

    In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle @ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for @ WORK You get a break...
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    How Indian mind works

    NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security...
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    Manasa

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    M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

    This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain...... A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA...
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    Help NEEEED!

    3D mark 06 eke registration code need.:(
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    Casual Day

    A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and...
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    Sarasaviya

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    Are only LTTE terrorist Have Human rights

    Dear Friends Around The World, * Please help us to defeat this brutal evil LTTE terrorists with their brutal leader Prabakaran. * Everyday They are Killing innocent people in our country (Sri Lanka). * Now their terrorism is spreded all over the country (including rural...
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    Some humorus sign ads

    Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached. Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives. When I Read About The...
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    HOW OLD AM I?

    A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference." The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap...
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    Positive Approach

    Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son : "I will choose my own bride!" Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case...OK" Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father : "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too...
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    What is love?????

    Love Love is something new that blossom's everyday, It's wonderful, peaceful and sometimes sad Love can hurt, We all wish it didn't Love is a gift it can't be taken away, It's always there in everyway If you can't find love now, then wait and slow down...
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    Modaya

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    Help NEEEED!

    Me hindi film eke link ekak denawada? "Jo Jeetha wohi sikandar" Main actor is Aamir Khan
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    JVC Everio GZ-HD40 Camcorder Premium Technology Life Style

    The GZ-HD40 with a 120GB hard disk drive allows for up to 50 hours of AVCHD Full HD video recording - a world's first. New technologies behind the scenes in the new JVC Everio camcorders include new CMOS imaging chips with interpolation technology, the HD Gigabrid Duo chip that includes...
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    Two Hot Model Petra Nemcova and HP Tablet PC Photo Shoot

    Petra Nemcova presents the 2710p Tablet PC Promotion at the Majestic Hotel. The new tablet has received a great deal of attention from the press due to some of the newer features not yet seen in any other portable slates. Intel U7600 Dual 2 Core Processors 4GB DDR2 RAM 100GB HD Ultralight...
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    Shameless Visitor

    The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment. She started blabbering, "When you come to the...
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    Why English Is So Difficult

    We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the...
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    This is priceless

    An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed...

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