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    DON'T MISS: The ugly past of B'wood divas check them out!

    DON'T MISS: The ugly past of B'wood divas Most actresses did not come readymade Bollywood is nothing without glitz, glamour and style. While the industry is witnessing a sea of change with countless newcomers every year, let's take a good look at the ruling ladies and their journey since...
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    Is computer Male or Female?

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    BASTARD

    GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl ) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no...
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    Girls vs. Grown Women

    Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits ********** Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling...
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    Difference.........Ha ha ha

    ++++++++Difference.........Ha ha ha++++++++++ TWO WOMEN TALKING : ================================== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No...
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    Facts.........

    Facts! * Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. · The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. · Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing. · You burn...
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    QQ

    Quotable Quotes: "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." — Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." — Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." —...
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    12.00 ................................... 12.00

    It's 12.00.Gud n8.
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    Super Computer

    The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to...
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    Why I am Glad to be a Girl !

    * We got off the Titanic first. * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. * We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. * We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. * We get to flirt with systems support...
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    Smart Boy

    Math's Teacher: If you have 12 Chocolates and you Give 5 to Lela, 3 to Anita and 4 to Julia Then what will u get???? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
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    Chicken story

    SUSPECT ULTIMATE:::Chicken story (mind blowing climax) A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will...
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    I love My Job!

    I love my job, I love the pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my boss, he is the best! I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location; I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day! I think my job is...
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    Power of Prayer. A really good one.

    In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church & its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and...
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    Just Five More Minutes (Attitude)

    While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. "He's a fine looking boy" the man said. "That's my daughter on the bike in the white dress."...
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    Ammoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Family problems?

    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to...
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    What to do If you drop your mobile or ipod in water

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    15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman

    1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. ********** 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ********** 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. ********** 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too...

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