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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    The Face Book Owner

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    Generation "Y"

    The Silent generation, people born before 1946. The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959. Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979. Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 2008. Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a caricaturist...
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    Questions.... ?

    So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company...
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    Meaning of WIFE (18+)

    Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?" First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali started," Wife is like a...
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    nOn-veg sms

    Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. Madame inquire:" r u married ?" He replied :"What difference does it make ?" She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! " ............................................... Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra...
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    Coca Cola + Polo

    Last week a little boy died in kegalle after eating MENTOS (POLO) and drinking Coca-Cola / PEPSI together. One year before the same accident happened with another boy in Brazil . Please check the experiment that has been done by mixing Coka-Cola (or Coka-Cola Light) with MENTOS (POLO). So...
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    Generation Gap

    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one...
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    Sir Danna Tharama..!!

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    Health - Important Tips

    Answer the phone by LEFT ear Do not drink coffee TWICE a day Do not take pills with COOL water Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm Reduce the amount of TEA you consume Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night Keep your distance from...
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    -----=====Mennooooooooo====-----

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    Women are always Clever

    Women have always Clever answer :) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit...
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    Why men?

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    Did you know that Eagles mate for life?

    Well one day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself...
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    Should a Child Watch Childbirth?

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to Hold a flashlight high over her mommy, so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed...
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    IT CONSULTANT JOKE

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy...
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    Why students fail in exam! Here is the Reason

    It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days. Typical academic year for a student: 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263...
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    -=[Cool Meanings]=-

    Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Divorce: Future tense of marriage Lecture: An art of transferring information from the...
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    Most popular ( nOn-veg sms )

    Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and seven donuts. Who's the most popular girl at a nude beach? The girl who can eat the seventh donut. .............................................. Man asks a wish to DEVIL. "Pls make me such a...
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    The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..

    The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE" If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he...
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    Nissan's Top Line Sedan: Maxima 2009 Four Door Sports Car

    Nissan gave journalists a preview of the redesigned 2009 Nissan Maxima in Los Angeles, a model Nissan is dubbing the four door sports car. The Maxima is Nissan's top line sedan, sitting above the Altima in the model line-up. Nissan used the Acura TL as its benchmark when it redesigned the...

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