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    The Boss

    A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the...
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    Q: What is the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED ? A: When You Marry a right Girl you You are Complete And when you Marry a wrong Girl You are Finished.
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    Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips? A: One is for fighting and one is to make up..
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    Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language? First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.
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    World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife. Yours sincerely.
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    Top 20 Replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

    20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before.." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in...
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    RS Premium for sale

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    Why Dogs are better than Women

    (NO OFFENCE GIRLS/LADIES - JUST A JOKE) • Dogs don't cry. • Dogs love it when your friends come over. • Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. • Dogs think you sing great. • A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. • Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running...
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    I installed Windows 7!

    x64 ekata minimum 4GB RAM onene ban,Eka nisa muta x64 daala wedak nea
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    street fighter 4 game 1ka hoyala denawada loku udawwak

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    Menna Magen RS Acc's 3k

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    WHAT WOMAN SAY & WHAT IT MEANS

    CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. ********* I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. ********* DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. ********* NO, PIZZA'S FINE...
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    What Guys Really Mean

    Here's a detailed look on what boys say and what they actually mean about that. Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get...
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    Gosh. This is so funny!

    Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later he got lost again...
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    GTRZ gena mokada hithanne?

    GT gena api dannawa.Umba kiyanna oone nea.
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    Good bye ELAKIRI.COM

    Menna reason eka.Good bye:D
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    Lankawe Lassanama Kella Kawuda ??

    Matanam mage kella

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