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    The Taxi Driver

    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    Five steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close your eyes, Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heart beat and say its too early. Let me sleep again. Good Morning. "
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    If you see some one without a smile, Give him one of yours, Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles.
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    Never Blame A Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings.. Good Morning..
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    Astrological Prayers

    Aries Dear God, please give me patience... And could you do it right now? *********** Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. *********** Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? *********** Cancer Dear God!!! *********** Leo Yes...
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    Chilly Question & Ans.

    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ********* Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? ********* Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I...
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    I don't want to go to school

    One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the...
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    English Language

    Let's face it - English is a crazy language. In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something...
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    A poem by a Bengali school teacher

    Through the jongole I am went On shooting Tiger I am bent Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life Too much quiet, snakes and leeches But I not fear these sons of beeches Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start But noise is coming from damn fool's...
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    Why ?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is...
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    Proxy Shooting

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...
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    A famous writer said "Love is like a long sweet dream" And "marriage is an alarm clock." So have a sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes you up!
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    Since ur eyes are looking tired, Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of dreams. Sweet dreamz... Gudnite to u dear.
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    Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. If made,dont go close to them. If gone,dont like them. If liked,then plz.. Dont leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams…
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    Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! Good night.
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    BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

    1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE...
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    Indian - American

    An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding...
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    Seat

    A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large...
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