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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Why English Is So Difficult

    We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If...
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    AIR TEL HSDPA(Broadband connection)

    EEEEEE.Nikan dunnath epooooo:lol:
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    New Dating Dictionary

    ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a...
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    Braking news <geeetq>

    congratz machooo
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    who will get most preferential votes?

    Duminda Silva
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    Shameless Visitor

    The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment. She started blabbering, “When you come to...
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    Rajnikanth facts

    you want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts Rajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. Rajanikanth can...
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    President accepts Ranil’s challenge

    Kondak nethi un ekka mona challenge da ban?
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    Flirting Program in C++

    #include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include <mobile.h> #include<sms.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%" ,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%" ,&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and...
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    Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...

    1) I hated sleep. ************* 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. ************* 3) I couldn't live without tension. ************* 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. ************* 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. *************...
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    1O interesting facts about nokia

    1) The ringtone "Nokia tune" is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named "Gran Vals" by Spanish musician Francisco Tárrega. The Nokia Tune was originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but was changed to "Nokia Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred...
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    Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST

    10 REASONS--- Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST 1. We are always late we would have missed the flight. 2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us! 3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 5...
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    Jury Duty

    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench. "Your...
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    Strategy

    Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend . Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day...
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    The Taxi Driver

    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    AIR TEL HSDPA(Broadband connection)

    He he umbath kawane AirTel topiya
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    dawsata ke parak nanawada?

    2 parak
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    World Largest MotorBike

    Mage bike eka oita wada lokuuuuuuuiii
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    saturday election ekedi chande denne katada

    SLNP
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    Happy B'day Fazaal24

    Congratz machoooo

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