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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    Ow ban me tike part-time job ekak set unaa
  2. Dreamworks_naveen

    Country doctors

    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sickto my stomach." The older...
  3. Dreamworks_naveen

    10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

    Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. *********** Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand...
  4. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    :yes: Goda gaththe mara gemak deela:lol:
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    blondie

    A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop...
  6. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    Then post ur pic in here
  7. Dreamworks_naveen

    Not the real thing

    An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walkedup to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief...
  8. Dreamworks_naveen

    Software Engineer's Daily Routine

    8:30AM: wake up 8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not. 8:50AM: Have To. 9:15AM: Punch in. 9:20AM: Check Mail. 9:25AM: Check Again just in case... 9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM). 9:45AM: TEA party. 10:00AM: Check Mail. 10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe...
  9. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    Wela:lol:
  10. Dreamworks_naveen

    Twenty Great One Liners

    1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax...
  11. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    Kawda ban kiwwe Pentium 1 kiyala:eek:
  12. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    :baffled:
  13. Dreamworks_naveen

    How is my new siggy?

    Nice
  14. Dreamworks_naveen

    American accent

    An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar...
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    What is marketing

    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing" 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's...
  16. Dreamworks_naveen

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය

    රාජසි0හ රජ්ජුරුවන්ගේ පරිඝනකය
  17. Dreamworks_naveen

    AIR TEL HSDPA(Broadband connection)

    :rofl:
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    God - What a mess!!

    When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains, And I said I'd take the next one. When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, And I didn't want any. When God gave out noses, I thought He said roses, And I ordered a big one. When God gave out legs, I thought He said...
  19. Dreamworks_naveen

    AIR TEL HSDPA(Broadband connection)

    :yes: :P
  20. Dreamworks_naveen

    The Plumber on Run

    A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door. The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe." The Lady said, "We don't have any leaky pipe here." The plumber on run, says, "My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing Emergency, address looks exact, Aren't...

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