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  1. rith

    Pay Your Bills

    Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his...
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    BEST WOMEN TO MARRY

    Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married...
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    Valentine Gift

    Hi, frnds,,,,,, why dont we talk abt what we got for this valentine.... from your valentine..... Let me Start. I got a Nokia E51........ how abt you???
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    Confession

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there...
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    What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies?

    5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery. 25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removing the Make Up. 15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips. 10% is dumped in the Garbage as Unused. 5% of the Lipstick is found in the Women’s...
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    "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"

    There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life" the finale had the following three incidents.... Third Place "It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a...
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    IQ TEST

    Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a...
  8. rith

    "After Marriage" Jokes

    o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest...
  9. rith

    Advice from BILL GATES

    Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this...
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    PLEASE TELL HER

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    THE TRUTH

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    CHOOSING A BRIDE

    *** RE-POST NUM SAMAWANNA*** The story begins in a Colombo suburb. The mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her house. The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving...
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    Women are really crazy

    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road...
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    DRINKING WATER

    "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -...
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    POLITICAL PROMISES

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    DO NOT MESS WITH WOMEN

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your...
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    A PLANE TALE

    A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when a wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, " I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, " If I'm going to die, I...
  18. rith

    FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP

    A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-up". Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get...
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    Language Barrier

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    The Polite Way to Pee

    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go...

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