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    Reasons Why You Should Have a Camera Phone

    NICE PICS MACHO
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    PAKISTANI DETECTIVE

    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Pakistani Detective:cool: ...the cheapest one he could find. This is his report... Most honourable sir! You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree...
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    What Babies Do Inside?

    Ela Ela
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    Abortion 18 +

    Thats really bad, I'm glad that, atleast in Sri Lanka, its leagally banned, though it happens under the table.
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    HOW DO PAKISTANIS NAME THEIR BABY BOYS?

    If he smiles - Ismail If he has only one hair - Iqbal If he has one hair on the ear - Iqbal Khan If he has one hair on the bum - Ass If Iqbal If he shakes his dads ding dong - Sheik-abbu-da-lulla If he shakes his moms boobs - Sheik - Maa boob If he is born with an erection -...
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    LTTE receives heavy beating South of Chalai.(Pictures)

    Hmmmm. Black Tigers ne da mey???????????????? Oya kala thiyenne RAMPETA PORI HALENNA
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    NEW MISS INDIA PATTA NE?

    Mey mona miss india da bang? She's either Lebanise or Iranian. Dude you must get an update to ur self to identify women, if u cant spot an indian girl by now........What to do mate ............... what to do............
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    sulaga enu pinisa (original dvd rip)

    torrents nathdowwwwwwwwwww
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    LOL add more

    Ela Ela.....Niyamai
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    Website Needed

    Thanks for that SIS:D
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    Do you know the relation between your two eyes?

    1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other.......... However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not. Moral of the story: Women can break...
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    The Stock Show

    My wife and I went to the Ft Worth Stock Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He...
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    Long live Bachelors

    Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb I don't...
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    why men wear ear rings??

    I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man...
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    Smile

    Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After applying the "miracle" products, she asked him, "Darling, what age would you say I am?" Luke looked her over carefully and then said, "Judging from your skin, twenty. Judging from your hair...
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    ~DANTHA DATHUN WAHANSHE~

    Bohoma Pin..............Thanks for sharing this machang....
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    Website Needed

    Hii All Can you please tell me the web site for Sureni De Mel, I do remeber someone did post it here, but I cant find the link.... :D
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    Prabhakaran's Last Day is Tomorrow

    heta wade hari goyoth num,,,,, top badu..........ehenam ithing ape kaladawasath honda wei..
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    New Rs 100 Note...

    MArune/../././.

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