٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ EK Short Joke's ☺

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    1st EKa Magenma Onna


    boy-i love you
    girl- shut up
    boy- i will die for you
    girl -shut up
    boy- i cannot live without you
    girl -shut up
    boy- i will marry you
    girl - really
    boy- shut up
     

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    Baby


    A Newly Born Baby ask to Nurse: Can I use Your Mobile Phone :eek:
    Nurse: Why? :confused:
    Baby: Actually I Want to tell the God I Am Land Safely To The Earth. Now Arrange A Girl Girlfriend For Me And Don't Forget To Tell Me Her Address. :lol:
     

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    Period

    English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."
     

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    Pregnent

    Girl:I'm pregnant!
    Boy:R u sure tat it's mine?
    Girl starts crying n says "If everyone says like this, wat'll i do