how to be a modern chick! You don't have to be born to a chicken couple
1) create an album on facebook and upload hundreds of photos of you and your ආප්ප buddies, posing the sexiest way like a pornstar could ever pose. BJ faces,duck faces are highly recommended. if you could wear a ගල් ශෝටක්, that's far better
2) set the title like " having funn wit crazzzyy frenzzz " or something like that. Make sure that you put more "Z"s. if any of your buddies missed it, say " we missed you සිරිපිනා, wish you were here රාණි" etc
3) put some random quotes about life,love,loss as possible. it doesn't matter if there's no relationship between the quote and your photo as long as you are in it with a මළානික අහිංසක smile. in case if you run out of quotes, I'd recommend Albert Einstein. he has said some theories that nobody could easily understand
4) Always try to bend over. The more your boobs / cleavage are visible, the more you get likes and comments like "you are cute" , "you are beautiful" etc. they say so because you are really looking good not because you have shown your boobs trust me you were correct
5) Have a monkey-friend with a photography fan page he'll take photos of you more than others. all you have to do is බුශ් ගිහිල්ලා වගේ තුනටියේ අත තියාගෙන මයිනා මලා වගේ බෙල්ල පැත්තකට හරවගෙන ඉන්න එක විතරයි
okay now you have blown up the lust in guys now, wait for someone to steal your photo from your album he will make a fake profile. so you can continue your drama now blame all the guys like you tried them all. Then watch a movie. It's better if the you could end it up crying. so you can apply the main role to yodamnself and keep acting. දැං ඉතිං හෙන හතම වැදුන වැළහින්න වගේ අඬන එකයි තියෙන්නෙ the only difference between you and the movie is, your movie is a live show and it's playing on facebook
these things have been proven by a recent research done by random people.
Good Luck being a modern chick
#sarcasm
බුකියෙන් උපුටා ගන්නා ලද්දකි,Repost නම් Sorry වේවා !
1) create an album on facebook and upload hundreds of photos of you and your ආප්ප buddies, posing the sexiest way like a pornstar could ever pose. BJ faces,duck faces are highly recommended. if you could wear a ගල් ශෝටක්, that's far better
2) set the title like " having funn wit crazzzyy frenzzz " or something like that. Make sure that you put more "Z"s. if any of your buddies missed it, say " we missed you සිරිපිනා, wish you were here රාණි" etc
3) put some random quotes about life,love,loss as possible. it doesn't matter if there's no relationship between the quote and your photo as long as you are in it with a මළානික අහිංසක smile. in case if you run out of quotes, I'd recommend Albert Einstein. he has said some theories that nobody could easily understand
4) Always try to bend over. The more your boobs / cleavage are visible, the more you get likes and comments like "you are cute" , "you are beautiful" etc. they say so because you are really looking good not because you have shown your boobs trust me you were correct
5) Have a monkey-friend with a photography fan page he'll take photos of you more than others. all you have to do is බුශ් ගිහිල්ලා වගේ තුනටියේ අත තියාගෙන මයිනා මලා වගේ බෙල්ල පැත්තකට හරවගෙන ඉන්න එක විතරයි
okay now you have blown up the lust in guys now, wait for someone to steal your photo from your album he will make a fake profile. so you can continue your drama now blame all the guys like you tried them all. Then watch a movie. It's better if the you could end it up crying. so you can apply the main role to yodamnself and keep acting. දැං ඉතිං හෙන හතම වැදුන වැළහින්න වගේ අඬන එකයි තියෙන්නෙ the only difference between you and the movie is, your movie is a live show and it's playing on facebook
these things have been proven by a recent research done by random people.
Good Luck being a modern chick
#sarcasm
බුකියෙන් උපුටා ගන්නා ලද්දකි,Repost නම් Sorry වේවා !
