🟢 Emios : Autobiography

[Hyaenidae]

Once upon a time, @Emios asked a skinny actress, "Will you marry me?"

The actress said NO!

And @Emios lived happily ever after and raced fast cars with hot skinny women, rode motorcycles, fucked skinny big-titted broads and went to spas and dated skinny women half his age and ate pussies and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and never heard bitching and never got cheated on while he was at work and had tons of money in the bank and he ate ubereats then blew enormous farts wearing nothing but boxer shorts and left the toilet seat up... and attained Arhatship and therefore Nibbana

The end

 

[Nidarshana_k]

Oh words of mighty wisdom

 

[Emios]

You forgot i attained rahat

 

[Clemo]

sex is an illution

 

[Hyaenidae]

You forgot i attained rahat

Fixed

 

[Hankook]

After spending whole time on luxuries and girls he lately realised that everthing is changing and always muttering මොහොත විතරයි ,then after that HE followed spirtual sucess and as he said he attain to arahat satate

 

[Emios]

Fixed

My consiousness is so powerful now you got the thought to open a thread.

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After spending whole time on luxuries and girls he lately realised that everthing is changing and always muttering මොහොත විතරයි ,then after that HE followed spirtual sucess and as he said he attain to arahat satate

I saw 5 states.child teen monk old age another additional pussy smell
------ Post added on Oct 1, 2022 at 2:16 PM

 

[dayt0na]

You forgot the “Aussie” part.

 

[zid2021]

 

[Mr UNKNOWN]

What about Hrithik Roshan ?

 

[rukshrulz]

thats a long fucking sentence.

 

[Hyaenidae]

My consiousness is so powerful now you got the thought to open a thread.

Of course I did, O exalted one, for you are a lighthouse that shines your light on the tumultuous sea that is life, as a vision to guide and inspire wayward male souls

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I saw 5 states.child teen monk old age another additional pussy smell
------ Post added on Oct 1, 2022 at 2:16 PM

You could write your own series of Jataka tales

You forgot the “Aussie” part.

Well he's a free soul, he could go wherever he wants whenever he wants

 

[Emios]

Of course I did, O exalted one, for you are a lighthouse that shines your light on the tumultuous sea that is life, as a vision to guide and inspire wayward male souls



You could write your own series of Jataka tales



Well he's a free soul, he could go wherever he wants whenever he wants

But having panic attacks because jupiter is near to earth

 

[Hyaenidae]

But having panic attacks because jupiter is near to earth

Even mighty cosmic entities are attracted to your enticing aura

Ramen

 

[Emios]

Even mighty cosmic entities are attracted to your enticing aura

Ramen

I’m unable to handle it because new to rahat

 

[Hyaenidae]

I’m unable to handle it because new to rahat

This is your Jataka tales in the making; how mighty @Emios conquered the raging Jupiter

 

[shenat]

You forgot the “Aussie” part.

The most important part

 

[spunkyisii]

Hahahanow the fucker has lost almost all of his taste receptors

 

[dilann]

You forgot i attained rahat

රහට කෑමක් නෑ කිව්වේ රහත් නිසාද?

 

[PHBhagya]

කෙටිම සුරංගනා කතාව....

ඕන්න එකෝමත් එක රටක,
ලස්සන කුමාරිකාවක් උයනක ගී ගයමින් ඉන්නවලු....
මේ මිහිරි ගී නද ඇසුන කුමාරයෙක් මේ කුමාරිය සිටි තැනට හොයාගෙන ආවලු.. , කුමාරියගෙ රූප සොභාවට වශීවුන කුමාරය කුමරියගෙන් අපි දෙන්න කසාද බඳිමුද කියල ඇහුවලු....
කුමාරික්ව ගත් කටටම "බෑ" කියල කිවුවලු....
ඊටපස්සෙ අර කුමාරය, ගොඩාක් කාලයක් සතූටින් ජීවත්වුනාලු....