10 Things Not to Say to a Girl After Sex!
1. Now we both have it!
2. Clean up, aisle you!
3. Did I come?
4. Could you tell it was my first time? [Pull fake blood from under the sheets.]
5. If you think that was fun, wait till we do anal in an hour!
6. I don't want to rush you out, but I called you a cab before we started, and it's here.
7. You use more teeth than your sister.
8. Can I borrow $30? It's for you.
9. Will you wash my sheets? I have a Klan meeting tomorrow.
10. My kids are gonna love you!
1. Now we both have it!
2. Clean up, aisle you!
3. Did I come?
4. Could you tell it was my first time? [Pull fake blood from under the sheets.]
5. If you think that was fun, wait till we do anal in an hour!
6. I don't want to rush you out, but I called you a cab before we started, and it's here.
7. You use more teeth than your sister.
8. Can I borrow $30? It's for you.
9. Will you wash my sheets? I have a Klan meeting tomorrow.
10. My kids are gonna love you!
