Make sure he gets to read the following poem after you pwnt yourself (for which matter, you should refer this link
http://www.scribd.com/doc/6558973/Chemistry-Drugs-Poisons-Homemade-Cyanide-and-Ricin)
"when I'm dead and over me bright april
shakes out her rain drenched hair
though you should lean above me broken hearted
I shall not care
I shall have peace as leafy trees are peaceful
when the wind bends down the bough
and I shall be more silent and cold hearted
than you are now"
I bet the lulz will ensue!