1. Make sure you put a condom on your phone before you connect to this.
2. Sitting at Shakti Kapoor's home, trying to connect to his WiFi network be like...
3. I see what you did there.
4. Depends on how desperate you are.
5. Whose side are you on?
6. Kill Bill!
7. Someone doesn't believe in dropping subtle hints.
8. Best of luck sleeping now.
9. I know that feeling bro!
10. That escalated quickly.
11. When there was nothing, there was...
12. Not a sin anymore to browse the internet.
13. Got it?
14. Awww! Such husband, much wow, very love!
15. I'm now officially in a relationship with the internet. Life's good.
and the trick works 
