So he peeks his head out, spots the janitor, and waves him over.
Priest: "could you please sit in the confessional while I run to the bathroom? I'll be very quick!"
Janitor: "but what if someone comes in? I have no idea what to do..."
Priest: "no worries, just make them say several Hail Mary's and send them in their way!"
Reluctantly, the janitor accepts and the priest steps out. Moments later, a woman enters the confessional.
Woman: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have committed the act of anal sex and really liked it!"
The janitor thinks to himself "jeez, that's quite a sin in my opinion, I'm not sure if several Hail Mary's are enough..." He peeks his head out looking for the priest, but spots the alter boy instead and waves him over.
Janitor: "really quick, what does the priest usually give for anal sex?"
Altar boy: "2 Snickers and a coke."
Bump please
Priest: "could you please sit in the confessional while I run to the bathroom? I'll be very quick!"
Janitor: "but what if someone comes in? I have no idea what to do..."
Priest: "no worries, just make them say several Hail Mary's and send them in their way!"
Reluctantly, the janitor accepts and the priest steps out. Moments later, a woman enters the confessional.
Woman: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have committed the act of anal sex and really liked it!"
The janitor thinks to himself "jeez, that's quite a sin in my opinion, I'm not sure if several Hail Mary's are enough..." He peeks his head out looking for the priest, but spots the alter boy instead and waves him over.
Janitor: "really quick, what does the priest usually give for anal sex?"
Altar boy: "2 Snickers and a coke."
Bump please
