About men ??

[crazy_girl]

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.


The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are
cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
have some money and thank God are heterosexual are
shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest on us when we take the
initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!

 

[crazy_girl]

All u want to know about MEN


What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
You can enjoy all but the head

What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.

What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
They both get hot in 15 seconds

Why can't a man be both good-looking and intelligent?
Because that would make him a woman.

Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?
Because it is swollen.

Why are batteries better than men?
Batteries have at least one positive end.

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilise one egg?
Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.

Why are men like the letter Q?
Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.

Why do fewer women get married these days?
Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the
living room.

What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?
They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject!

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
It is rarer.

Why do men prefer to marry virgins?
They cannot handle the criticism.

What do you call an attractive intelligent and sensitive man?
A rumour.

Why don't men go through menopause?
They never left puberty.