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adult jokes..only for 18+...(funny)...updated on replies.....
- Thread starter migaramk
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What is the difference between a cricketer and condom? A cricketer drops the catch and a condom catches the drops.
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Midnight hot: After 1st night. Husband: dear what do you think about our first night? Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.
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Define rape: it’s an operation without co-operation for the insertion of projection into depression without permission for the production of next generation.
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A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.
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Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.
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What is meant by burning desire while making sex? It’s when you discover that the Vaseline you applied before fucking in the dark was the tiger balm.
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Midnight hot: After 1st night. Husband: dear what do you think about our first night? Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.
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Define rape: it’s an operation without co-operation for the insertion of projection into depression without permission for the production of next generation.
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A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.
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Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.
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What is meant by burning desire while making sex? It’s when you discover that the Vaseline you applied before fucking in the dark was the tiger balm.
Actually those r Air Bags.
Also,
when speeding, lot of fumes coming from exhaust.
All needs re-boring after using for some time.
When u tuned well, there r small droplets coming from exhaust.
mal wage hitapu apiwa narak kara umba
ele ela. thawa daapan.
Dan Ban Yakshayo mahasonnu sahenna innawa EK eke. 
