adult jokes..only for 18+...(funny)...updated on replies.....

[SaNDun]

hikzz fatta fatta

 

[Thilinacba]

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

prison & the prisoner very very funny................................

On their wedding night the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm
a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me
first?"
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"OK, Sweetheart. to put it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
the prisoner in the prison.
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And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying
face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
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Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have
escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
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After the second time, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl,
thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a
suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
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The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
-
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Simply
turning his head, He explaines to her, "Honey, he didn't get a life
sentence!"

 

[amila_mp]

massa

 

[unicornx]

Women is the best vehicle in the world.

Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!​

Repost...But thanks for sharing

 

[unicornx]

Tawa dapan ban!!!

 

[marQuis]

 

[tcpik]

Elakiri....

 

[sahan bala]

hahahaha fatta

 

[DJU9]

elamakiri......................

 

[Hirushine]

එල මචං....හිකිස්

 

[akilar25]

lol

 

[raveesha000]

maru maru

 

[DETOX]

ela ellla!

 

[Chemal]

ela ela

 

[DJnet]

Patta....

 

[migaramk]

A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.
He asked: why are you laughing at me?

Animals: your tails in front.​

 

[nrjayasinghe]

A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.
He asked: why are you laughing at me?

Animals: your tails in front.​

Same here machoo

 

[Tyronne]

elazz

 

[stephen007]

Teacher: Do u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away..​

Menna sirama eka ela nice stuff had a good laugh

 

[sandamalperera]