Appuhamy uncle was booked into a flight to London from Colombo. But as
this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that
were
out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the
in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly,
"I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and
drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began
spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was
an
English
history researcher, who was curious about the food.
"Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based drink and said,
"Milk of Lanka!"
Then the uncle took out Kiribath and started feasting. "And what is that
dish?" asked the curious English ..
"Rice of Lanka !" replied Appuhamy uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some Wattalapam desserts. He offered some to
the English. "What is it?" asked the English "Sweet of Lanka!" replied
the
Appuhamy.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud
"Pooooooooooot!" (FART) from the uncle.
"What was that?" asked the English , holding his nose in disgust.
Appuhamy
replied coolly,
"That's Air Lanka!".
this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that
were
out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the
in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly,
"I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and
drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began
spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was
an
English
history researcher, who was curious about the food.
"Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based drink and said,
"Milk of Lanka!"
Then the uncle took out Kiribath and started feasting. "And what is that
dish?" asked the curious English ..
"Rice of Lanka !" replied Appuhamy uncle proudly.
Finally, the uncle took out some Wattalapam desserts. He offered some to
the English. "What is it?" asked the English "Sweet of Lanka!" replied
the
Appuhamy.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud
"Pooooooooooot!" (FART) from the uncle.
"What was that?" asked the English , holding his nose in disgust.
Appuhamy
replied coolly,
"That's Air Lanka!".
