When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone
she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone
she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.
