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A first grade teacher, was having trouble with one of her students by
the name of Amden.
The teacher asked, "Amden, what is your problem?"
Amden answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think
i should be in third grade too."
Teacher had enough. She took Amden to the principal's office.
While Amden waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher that he would give the boy a test and
if
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first
grade and behave. She agreed.
Amden was brought in and the conditions explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Amden : "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
Amden : "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
should know. The principal looks at the Teacher
and tells her, "I think Amden can go to the third grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"
The principal and Amden both agree.
Teacher : "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?
Amden, after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Amden : "Pockets."
Teacher : "What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval and
delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"
Amden : "Coconut."
Teacher : "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Amden takes charge.....
Amden : "Bubblegum."
Teacher : "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and
a dog does on 3 legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer.....
Amden : "Shake hands."
Teacher : "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"
Amden : Ok.
Teacher : "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.
I get wet before you do."
Amden : "Tent."
Teacher : "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored.
The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Amden : "Wedding Ring."
Teacher : "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver?"
Amden ; "Arrow."
Teacher : "What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of
heat
and excitement?"
Amden : "Fire truck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Amden to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself***************************************************************
A first grade teacher, was having trouble with one of her students by
the name of Amden.
The teacher asked, "Amden, what is your problem?"
Amden answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think
i should be in third grade too."
Teacher had enough. She took Amden to the principal's office.
While Amden waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher that he would give the boy a test and
if
he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first
grade and behave. She agreed.
Amden was brought in and the conditions explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Amden : "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6 ?"
Amden : "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade
should know. The principal looks at the Teacher
and tells her, "I think Amden can go to the third grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him, some questions?"
The principal and Amden both agree.
Teacher : "What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?
Amden, after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Amden : "Pockets."
Teacher : "What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval and
delicious and contains a whitish liquid?"
Amden : "Coconut."
Teacher : "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Amden takes charge.....
Amden : "Bubblegum."
Teacher : "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and
a dog does on 3 legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer.....
Amden : "Shake hands."
Teacher : "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?"
Amden : Ok.
Teacher : "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.
I get wet before you do."
Amden : "Tent."
Teacher : "A finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored.
The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Amden : "Wedding Ring."
Teacher : "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver?"
Amden ; "Arrow."
Teacher : "What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of
heat
and excitement?"
Amden : "Fire truck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Amden to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself***************************************************************
