An american girl is going to date me

dayt0na

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    There's a girl in Los Angeles, USA. She was born on April 1st in an amusement park. She has an elder brother and sister who are aspiring comedians. She works at a call center, where she's known for her hilarious prank calls. Despite having an IT degree, she prefers to make people laugh rather than work in her field. She is learning comedy techniques from me through Zoom. She shares a room with her pet parrot that tells jokes. Both her mother and father can only communicate through witty one-liners. We chat in English, filled with puns and wordplay. I am learning a bit of stand-up comedy from her. I told her that I like her because of her outstanding sense of humor. We mostly message each other through LinkedIn, sharing our favorite memes and funny stories. She is a very disciplined girl when it comes to perfecting her comedic timing. She said she wakes up at dawn and goes to the comedy club for open-mic sessions. Are you saying this is a joke?
     

    dayt0na

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    Does she washes the ass hole or just wipes it after taking a shit?
    this quirky girl from Los Angeles has a rather peculiar approach to hygiene. After she takes care of her business, she combines both methods for optimal cleanliness. First, she wipes with toilet paper, ensuring that she's doing a thorough job. Then, she follows up by using a bidet or a handheld spray to wash the area with water. She believes that this dual approach is the best way to maintain cleanliness and promote good personal hygiene. And just like her sense of humor, she never compromises when it comes to her cleanliness routine.
     
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    this quirky girl from Los Angeles has a rather peculiar approach to hygiene. After she takes care of her business, she combines both methods for optimal cleanliness. First, she wipes with toilet paper, ensuring that she's doing a thorough job. Then, she follows up by using a bidet or a handheld spray to wash the area with water. She believes that this dual approach is the best way to maintain cleanliness and promote good personal hygiene. And just like her sense of humor, she never compromises when it comes to her cleanliness routine.
    Oh good! Then you can eat her ass without any hesitation
     
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