ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE

Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    Dan: Hello. Jane and I aren't here right now but if...

    Jane: Dan, what are you doing?

    Dan: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.

    Jane: But you left the last one -- it's my turn.

    Dan: No, I'm sure it's my turn.

    Jane: No, you selfish . It's definitely my turn!

    Dan: Jane, you ignorant slut. I know it's... wait... Jane... what are you

    doing with that frying pan?!?

    BONK [really loud thud]

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    Jane: Dan is out right now, so please leave your name and number