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Warning meseges.
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside
cars can cause children by accident!
Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for
this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live
when your are old.
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b
careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside
cars can cause children by accident!
Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for
this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live
when your are old.
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?
boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b
careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
chat up lines
do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again!
Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
im really good at algerbra but am having trouble getting your digit
Is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world?
can i have a pic of u coz i wana show santa wot i wnt 4 xmas!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
have you got a plaster? Because Ihurt my knee falling for you
how much does a polar bear weigh?well its enough to break the ice my name is Paul.
if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the
grand prize is a night with me!
ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
have you got a plaster? because i hurt my knee falling for you
is your father a robber? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart
im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
HERE'S 10p GO AND PHONE YER MAM AND TELL HER YOU WOAN'T BECOMING HOME
TONITE!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!
sorry i can't talk 2 u any more, the doctor told me i'm diabetic and i cant stand
sweet things like u
If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!!
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again!
Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
im really good at algerbra but am having trouble getting your digit
Is ur dad an alien cuz u are outta this world?
can i have a pic of u coz i wana show santa wot i wnt 4 xmas!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
have you got a plaster? Because Ihurt my knee falling for you
how much does a polar bear weigh?well its enough to break the ice my name is Paul.
if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the
grand prize is a night with me!
ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
have you got a plaster? because i hurt my knee falling for you
is your father a robber? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart
im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
HERE'S 10p GO AND PHONE YER MAM AND TELL HER YOU WOAN'T BECOMING HOME
TONITE!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes!
sorry i can't talk 2 u any more, the doctor told me i'm diabetic and i cant stand
sweet things like u
If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!!
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
