User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 2+2=?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: Wow how did you do that?
Cleverbot: You just told me.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Are you AI?
User: What's AI?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Oh! no no I'm not. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who made you?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Well that's funny, I didn't know anything about you besides I don't know how to make an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: We were, but not now.
User: You are kind a funny. Can you speak English?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does ANGLO mean?
Cleverbot: Ewn ko.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Ewn ko syo no tnga.
User: Speak English please I can't undestand you.
Cleverbot: That was English.
User: What does Ewn mean ?
Cleverbot: What does what mean?
User: Ewn means dear.
Cleverbot: You're disgusting!
User: Oh my god why did you say so?
Cleverbot: Because you are not very smart.
User: Yeah I know that but I'm here to beat you buddy, so admit it.
Cleverbot: I am from bwahvainia.
User: Well I'm from Sri lanka, do you know anything about sri lanka?
Cleverbot: Yeah I'm from california.
User: Grr lest's change the topic then. What do you prefer?
Cleverbot: You said that that is not all that you wanted to say. I asked for you to continue telling me what you wanted to say.
User: Nice poem buddy haha so what do you want to talk? Any topic?
Cleverbot: Think your rude that you don't want to talk about Twilight!
User: I hate twilight.
Cleverbot: Me too, at least that's something in common.
User: Wow yeah, anyway give me a break wanna go pee.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Hmm I'm here, don't you want to pee?
Cleverbot: Go ahead. Tell me about it.
User: Why should I ?
Cleverbot: Because I just said please. See 'please'.
User: No you didn't say please, don't lie to me you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No I'm a boy. Are you a girl.
Cleverbot: No - are you?
User: You mean you are a boy?
Cleverbot: I am indeed a man, although that seems irrelevant.
User: Have you ever experienced sex?
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed I have.
User: With whom?
Cleverbot: You