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FriendShip SMS
1.We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!...........
2.Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
3.EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
4.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist...
5.Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive...
6.Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine....
7.Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry..
8.Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication....
9.Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile ....
10.If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
11.BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE ...
12.A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,forgives wen u say im sorry,feels hapy wen u say i luv u,smiles wen u say i mis u.but dies wen u say forget me.....
13.Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your heart.
14.2friends...see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didnot see sea.see saw sea and jumped in sea,saw didnot saw sea but also jumped into sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.see saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy in see....
15.Without HUMOUR life SUCKS
without COURAGE life is HARD
without LUV life is HOPELESS
WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE 'U' LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
16.Difference between love & friendship....
U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it....
But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it....
17.Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet
& are very important 4 Friendship because
only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent
18.No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friends 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These are my Wishes 4 U
2day, 2morrow & Everyday...
19.Few Relations In Earth Never Die"
20.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.....
21.Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right and they help us as we walk through life.Thanks for being just right for me!...
22.I may go bankrupt & liquidated deficient yet insolvent still i would be happy because in my partnership with life i acquired a goodwill that will never be amortized & thats the friendship i've loan from you.
23.Eyes are two,but vision
is one.
Ears are two, but sound
is one.
Legs r two but traveling
is one.
Similarly we r 2 but our
friendship is one
24.L-Love,I-imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,'LIFE'
will Become "LiE' if
there is no 'F' of
Friend: i'am lucky to
get you My sweet frnd...
25.SOME SAY it...
SOME THINK it...
SOME KNOW it...
BUT i MEAN it...
.***.,.***.
*u r a nice*
*.friend.*
"*.,..*"
26.Life widout friend is-
L_onely
I_nsecured
F_ull of doubts
E_mpty
Life wid friend is- L_ight n easy
I_nspiring
F_ull of hopes
E_nthusiastic.
27.No Life Without Love.. No Answer without Question..NO Rain Without Cloud..No Friendship Without "YOU" ....
28.Vacancy In my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring
Duty: To Love
Experience: Not required
Salary: 4ever Love
Joining: ASAP
R U interested?....
29.This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend Forever!
30. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to think before You speak to me!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
My presence ever makes You feel uncomfortable.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to thank me for everything i do for You.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You don't realise how Your smile brightens up my day.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You would rather keep quiet when You really wanna talk!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You take too much time to tell me what i mean to You.
31.Dear O Dear, You are not Near,
But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear,
Your memories Here, Live with Cheer,
No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND
32."Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond ....
33.H-M T-M
is not complete without "U"
& FR-ENDSH-P will never complete without "I"
So "U" &"I' have to be there forever if u want
HUM TUM 2 Be Good Friend.......
34.Even if ur sms is not
coming, i think U are
sending sms but its
not delivered...
Even if U are not
calling, i think u are
trying but the network
is blocked...
Even if U do not
consider me as your
friend, I think..., why i
bothered? U R my
friend till my death...
35.plz REMIND me to REMIND u abt REMINDING me to send u this REMINDER that REMINDS me of REMINDING u that I am always UR good FRND.
36.GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
37.One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday n ask Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that "Sunday" is FRIENDSHIP DAY...
38.TRUE FRANDS R THOSE
WHO CARE, WITHOUT HESITATION
WHO REMEMBER, WITHOUT LIMITATION
WHO FORGIVE, WITHOUT EXPLANATION
WHO TRUST ,WITHOUT COMMUNICATION
39.friendship is like an onion which has many layers it will add taste to ur life but if u try to cut it u will have tear in ur eyes......
40.Thousands of friends i make, Everyones hands i shake. But real friends are few and The best of them is YOU....
41.If SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT is Friendship? I "LL explain,"I WOuLD SIT nExt To YOU,PULL YOU CloSe tO Me,PUT mY ARMS ArOuNd YOU aNd sAy pRoUdLy, tHis is Friendship
42.Life is a railway station,in wh love is a train,it will come & go at any time, but frndship is like track it will b forever....
43.Any one can play these roles in his/her life:
Baby role: 0 to 3 years.
Child role: 3 to 15 years.
Young role: 15 to 25 years.
Parent role: 25 to 60 years.
Grand parent role: 60 to 100 years.
BUT
Everyone can play the one and only role for lifelong is FRIEND role...
44.Try 2 read this slowly:->
U r queue tea, loaf lee,
grey ate, horn nest, at track thief,
cheer fool, soup ear be, & u r my
most press yes frnd!!!!!!
45.FriendShip si the RainBow between two hearts, sharing 7 feelings
Love + Sad + Happy + Truth + Faith + Secret + Helping = FriendShip
1.We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!...........
2.Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
3.EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
4.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist...
5.Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive...
6.Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine....
7.Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry..
8.Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication....
9.Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile ....
10.If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
11.BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE ...
12.A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,forgives wen u say im sorry,feels hapy wen u say i luv u,smiles wen u say i mis u.but dies wen u say forget me.....
13.Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your heart.
14.2friends...see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didnot see sea.see saw sea and jumped in sea,saw didnot saw sea but also jumped into sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.see saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy in see....
15.Without HUMOUR life SUCKS
without COURAGE life is HARD
without LUV life is HOPELESS
WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE 'U' LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
16.Difference between love & friendship....
U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it....
But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it....
17.Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet
& are very important 4 Friendship because
only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent
18.No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friends 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These are my Wishes 4 U
2day, 2morrow & Everyday...
19.Few Relations In Earth Never Die"
20.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.....
21.Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right and they help us as we walk through life.Thanks for being just right for me!...
22.I may go bankrupt & liquidated deficient yet insolvent still i would be happy because in my partnership with life i acquired a goodwill that will never be amortized & thats the friendship i've loan from you.
23.Eyes are two,but vision
is one.
Ears are two, but sound
is one.
Legs r two but traveling
is one.
Similarly we r 2 but our
friendship is one
24.L-Love,I-imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,'LIFE'
will Become "LiE' if
there is no 'F' of
Friend: i'am lucky to
get you My sweet frnd...
25.SOME SAY it...
SOME THINK it...
SOME KNOW it...
BUT i MEAN it...
.***.,.***.
*u r a nice*
*.friend.*
"*.,..*"
26.Life widout friend is-
L_onely
I_nsecured
F_ull of doubts
E_mpty
Life wid friend is- L_ight n easy
I_nspiring
F_ull of hopes
E_nthusiastic.
27.No Life Without Love.. No Answer without Question..NO Rain Without Cloud..No Friendship Without "YOU" ....
28.Vacancy In my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring
Duty: To Love
Experience: Not required
Salary: 4ever Love
Joining: ASAP
R U interested?....
29.This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend Forever!
30. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to think before You speak to me!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
My presence ever makes You feel uncomfortable.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to thank me for everything i do for You.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You don't realise how Your smile brightens up my day.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You would rather keep quiet when You really wanna talk!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You take too much time to tell me what i mean to You.
31.Dear O Dear, You are not Near,
But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear,
Your memories Here, Live with Cheer,
No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND
32."Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond ....
33.H-M T-M
is not complete without "U"
& FR-ENDSH-P will never complete without "I"
So "U" &"I' have to be there forever if u want
HUM TUM 2 Be Good Friend.......
34.Even if ur sms is not
coming, i think U are
sending sms but its
not delivered...
Even if U are not
calling, i think u are
trying but the network
is blocked...
Even if U do not
consider me as your
friend, I think..., why i
bothered? U R my
friend till my death...
35.plz REMIND me to REMIND u abt REMINDING me to send u this REMINDER that REMINDS me of REMINDING u that I am always UR good FRND.
36.GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
37.One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday n ask Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that "Sunday" is FRIENDSHIP DAY...
38.TRUE FRANDS R THOSE
WHO CARE, WITHOUT HESITATION
WHO REMEMBER, WITHOUT LIMITATION
WHO FORGIVE, WITHOUT EXPLANATION
WHO TRUST ,WITHOUT COMMUNICATION
39.friendship is like an onion which has many layers it will add taste to ur life but if u try to cut it u will have tear in ur eyes......
40.Thousands of friends i make, Everyones hands i shake. But real friends are few and The best of them is YOU....
41.If SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT is Friendship? I "LL explain,"I WOuLD SIT nExt To YOU,PULL YOU CloSe tO Me,PUT mY ARMS ArOuNd YOU aNd sAy pRoUdLy, tHis is Friendship
42.Life is a railway station,in wh love is a train,it will come & go at any time, but frndship is like track it will b forever....
43.Any one can play these roles in his/her life:
Baby role: 0 to 3 years.
Child role: 3 to 15 years.
Young role: 15 to 25 years.
Parent role: 25 to 60 years.
Grand parent role: 60 to 100 years.
BUT
Everyone can play the one and only role for lifelong is FRIEND role...
44.Try 2 read this slowly:->
U r queue tea, loaf lee,
grey ate, horn nest, at track thief,
cheer fool, soup ear be, & u r my
most press yes frnd!!!!!!
45.FriendShip si the RainBow between two hearts, sharing 7 feelings
Love + Sad + Happy + Truth + Faith + Secret + Helping = FriendShip
Flirt SMS Part ii
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 192)
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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 104)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
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Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 192)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 104)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
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Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
Flirt SMS Part ii
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 192)
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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 104)
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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
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Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 192)
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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 104)
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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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._I__I_,
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,
Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
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Loading the Babe meter.....
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
Insult SMS
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 193)
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 83)
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 74)
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 193)
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 83)
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 74)
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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Break Up SMS
I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 62)
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How can I put this... forget I exist?
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 37)
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Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 77)
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Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 61)
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Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 79)
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The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 57)
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I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 83)
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You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 60)
I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 62)
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How can I put this... forget I exist?
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 37)
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Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 77)
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Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 61)
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Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 79)
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The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 57)
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I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 83)
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You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 60)
Naughty SMS
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 200)
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 200)
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 93)
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
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Anniversary SMS
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 109)
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I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 188)
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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 134)
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I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 139)
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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 224)
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If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 132)
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 109)
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I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 188)
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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 134)
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I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 139)
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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 224)
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Sorry SMS
I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 255)
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Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
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I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
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I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 255)
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Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 184)
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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
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I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
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