Cat n Dog

Dilzz

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what is a CAT?
1. cats do what they want.
2. they rarely listen to u.
3. they’r totally unpredictable.
4. when u want to play, they want to be alone.
5. when u want to be alone, they want to play.
6. they expect u to cater to their every whim.
7. they’r moody.
8. they leave their hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION : They’re tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a DOG?
1. dogs spend all day sprawled on da most comfortable piece of furniture in da house.
2. they can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear u when ur in da same room.
3. they can look dumb n loveable at da same time.
4. they growl when they r not happy.
5. when u want to play, they want to play.
6. whe u want to be alone, they want to play.
7. they leavee their toys everywhere.
8. they do disgusting things with their mouths n then try to give u a kiss.

CONCLUSION: They’re tiny men in little fur coats.