Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were
having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son
is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call
him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim,
tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When
she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
කිසිම ආගමකට අපහාස කරන්න දැම්ම නෙවෙයි. හොදයි කියල හිතුනු නිසා දැම්මේ. එනිසා කවුරුවත් අවුලක් ගන්න එපා.
having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son
is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call
him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim,
tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When
she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
කිසිම ආගමකට අපහාස කරන්න දැම්ම නෙවෙයි. හොදයි කියල හිතුනු නිසා දැම්මේ. එනිසා කවුරුවත් අවුලක් ගන්න එපා.
pattai ban.
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