Laughter is the soul's medicine!!!
TAKE THIS MEDICINE THEN
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Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years
Teacher ; What? How is that possible?
Kid : He became father only when i was born.
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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now Class, who discovered America
Class : Maria
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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, thats wrong
Glenn : maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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Teacher : Donald, What is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Teacher : Clyde, Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No sir; it's the same Dog!!
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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer intrested?
Harold : A teacher
If You got the medicine රෙප් දුන්නාට කම් නැත
TAKE THIS MEDICINE THEN
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Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years
Teacher ; What? How is that possible?
Kid : He became father only when i was born.
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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now Class, who discovered America
Class : Maria
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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, thats wrong
Glenn : maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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Teacher : Donald, What is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Teacher : Clyde, Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No sir; it's the same Dog!!
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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer intrested?
Harold : A teacher
If You got the medicine රෙප් දුන්නාට කම් නැත
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