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I urgently needed a few days off work,
but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
SMS
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STOP SMOKING: WHY ???
Smoke wins over humans because: Cigarettes stick to their job and humans don't.
Smoke wins over humans because: it's WILLS power and NOT WILL power.
Smoke wins over humans because: A Cigarette an hour, heaven is not so far.
Smoke wins over humans because: eventually we're all going to die one day sooner or later. So, who cares warnings.... .. We only follow errors.....
Smoke wins over humans because: You don't smoke it; it smokes you.
Smoke wins over humans because: humans have thought revolving around two things: today and themselves!!
Smoke wins over humans because : it fools the fool who is having it
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
Thanks for your patient reading and now spread this message for all those you care!!!!!
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different,
tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any
specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of
the fate of company
6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more
money, so I am here today
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?
I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my
current salary by 30%)
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different,
tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any
specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of
the fate of company
6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more
money, so I am here today
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?
I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my
current salary by 30%)
All I could remember . . .
All I could remember . . .
Do you remember the time,
You could control me,
You could make me do any thing
Any thing you wanted,
Do you remember the time,
I've been acting like a child,
Walking behind you,
For something I really wanted
Do you remember the time,
I treated you my sun,
My moon,my stars and universe
Yet I was nothing to you,
Do you remember the time,
You were my fist priority,
But I was an alternative,
And could dispose at any time
But do you know
All I could remember
All this time
That I loved you soooooo much . . .
All I could remember . . .
Do you remember the time,
You could control me,
You could make me do any thing
Any thing you wanted,
Do you remember the time,
I've been acting like a child,
Walking behind you,
For something I really wanted
Do you remember the time,
I treated you my sun,
My moon,my stars and universe
Yet I was nothing to you,
Do you remember the time,
You were my fist priority,
But I was an alternative,
And could dispose at any time
But do you know
All I could remember
All this time
That I loved you soooooo much . . .
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