Damned by GOD - Chapter 2

[Aragorn]

that's awesome bro!!!Waiting for the reply!!

 

[CjRox]

Feedom of thought has a prime place in any religion. I stand by your openion. Lord Buddah said not to beliive any thing just because it passes to you from your parents, or just because majority is with that idea or just because some one told you or you see it as correct. You have to truly analyse the fact and make yourself sure that what you are going to beleive is correct according to your own concenses

Gamebanda

maybe...

I'm a catholic I believe in my religion not because anyone has told me to...

100%

 

[Aragorn]

Maru ne "
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""SMART ARSED ANSWER 6

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

'What are my choices?' the man asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.


SMART ARSED ANSWER 5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'


SMART ARSED ANSWER 4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a supermarket but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'


SMART ARSED ANSWER 3

The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said.

The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART ARSED ANSWER 2

A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read 'Low Bridge Ahead.'

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to the driver, 'Got stuck, he?'

The truck driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!'


SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR

A teacher at a TAFE college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-arse at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'""

lol:

me mokakda bang umbata wela thiyenne???

 

[rochel1977]

I am sure he will forgive you nash.

 

[CjRox]

I am sure he will forgive you nash.

of course he will.. hik hik

( Nash wants to F#ck a girl the way he wants... other than that I don't see any other reason.. hik hikz )

 

[Zeus]

Feedom of thought has a prime place in any religion. I stand by your openion. Lord Buddah said not to beliive any thing just because it passes to you from your parents, or just because majority is with that idea or just because some one told you or you see it as correct. You have to truly analyse the fact and make yourself sure that what you are going to beleive is correct according to your own concenses

Gamebanda

and not bcz of written in a religious book

 

[Zeus]

maybe...

I'm a catholic I believe in my religion not because anyone has told me to...

100%

Cz it written in religious book or without any reason or facts neda machan

 

[CjRox]

Cz it written in religious book or without any reason or facts neda machan

No machan...

why do you have to rely on books...

I have gone through so many things in life I bet which most of you guys
have not... and through all this the religion which I believe has helped me a lot
to stay focused in life... Thats what I can say...

 

[Zeus]

No machan...

why do you have to rely on books...

I have gone through so many things in life I bet which most of you guys
have not... and through all this the religion which I believe has helped me a lot
to stay focused in life... Thats what I can say...

Yes machan to live or die like a good man i think catholic is one of the perfect religion machan but not for truth seekers and openminded guys
No offences machan ok??

 

[Zeus]

I am sure he will forgive you nash.

hehe ya ya no doubt

 

[Zeus]

of course he will.. hik hik

( Nash wants to F#ck a girl the way he wants... other than that I don't see any other reason.. hik hikz )

Machan giveup the sunglass vision and think freely machan u'll many many other reasons along with them

 

[CjRox]

Cz it written in religious book or without any reason or facts neda machan

and I dont see a hero in a psycho who criticizes his religion for not letting him f#ck a girl the way he wants.....

and shame on all the Elakiri members who are behind him in calling him a hero...

sorry guys I've been here for more than 2 years since 2006 but I have to call a spade a spade...

Shame on you NASH node ( For me u r an uneducated silly chipmunk)
trying to show off...

 

[CjRox]

Machan giveup the sunglass vision and think freely machan u'll many many other reasons along with them

Hey buddy I already think freely...

reasons what reasons?

Sorry buddy... cant agree with you...

 

[Zeus]

and I dont see a hero in a psycho who criticizes his religion for not letting him f#ck a girl the way he wants.....

and shame on all the Elakiri members who are behind him in calling him a hero...

sorry guys I've been here for more than 2 years since 2006 but I have to call a spade a spade...

Shame on you NASH node ( For me u r an uneducated silly chipmunk)
trying to show off...

okez pal better we leave this thred and im also going to whisk off
remeber machan i nevr ever menat to blaim ur religion
and Ek already suffering wi thsoe kunuvali threds
so i keep silence without bouncing this thred no offences at all

 

[CjRox]

Yes machan to live or die like a good man i think catholic is one of the perfect religion machan but not for truth seekers and openminded guys
No offences machan ok??

Cant agree with you machan...

your ultimate goal is to die like a gud man... isnt it...?????

I dont see any problem with any of the religions....

why criticize other religions...? its up to you to decide...

 

[CjRox]

okez pal better we leave this thred and im also going to whisk off
remeber machan i nevr ever menat to blaim ur religion
and Ek already suffering wi thsoe kunuvali threds
so i keep silence without bouncing this thred no offences at all

no worries brother... I stand up for what I believe...

neway nice to chat with you...

 

[Nash_Node]

and I dont see a hero in a psycho who criticizes his religion for not letting him f#ck a girl the way he wants.....

and shame on all the Elakiri members who are behind him in calling him a hero...

sorry guys I've been here for more than 2 years since 2006 but I have to call a spade a spade...

Shame on you NASH node ( For me u r an uneducated silly chipmunk)
trying to show off...

I sit here.. reading
Raised eyebrow and tongue in my cheek...
A sliver line of a smirk flashed cross my face and fingers itched for a reply.


Then decided...
drop it and move on...

Move along little spade... move along your self !