Don't Imitate!!

unicornx

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  • Aug 11, 2007
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    > > Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
    > > > Priest: "What have you done my child?"
    > > > Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
    > > > Priest: "Why did you call him a son of bitch?"
    > > > Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
    > > > Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches his hand)
    > > > Girl : "Yes father."
    > > > Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a SOB"
    > > > Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
    > > > Priest: "Like this?" ( as he touched her breast)
    > > > Girl : "Yes father."
    > > > Priest: "That's no reason to call him a SOB"
    > > > Girl : "Then he took off my clothes,father."
    > > > Priest: "Like this?" ( as he takes off her clothes )
    > > > Girl : "Yes father."
    > > > Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
    > > > bitch"
    > > > Girl : "Then he stuck his bird into my nest."
    > > > Priest: "Like this?"(as he puts his bird into her
    > > > nest)
    > > > Girl : "YES FATHER!,YES FATHER!!,YES FATHER!!!
    > > > Priest: (After a few minutes):That's no reason to call
    > > > him a son of a bitch."
    > > > Girl : "But father he had AIDS."
    > > > Priest: "Oh! My God, THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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