EngLISH iS A STUpiD lanGuaGE...!!

[thm14]

කස්ටිය මේ වා දකිද්දි හිතෙන්නේ නෑද්ද ඉOග්*රීසි කියන්නේ අම්බ මෝඩ භාශාවක් කියලා...


හෙහෙහෙහෙහෙහෙ........



There is no EGG in Eggplant..

No HAm in hamburgher..

Neither Pine nor Apple in Pineapple..

Boxing RINGS are SQUARE....

Quick sand takes you down SLOWLY..

If Writers WRITE, how come Fingers dont FING..??

A Guinea Pig is neither from GUINEA nor it is a PIG...

How can the weather be as hot as HEll on one day, and as cold as hell on another...????

If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES., what the heck does a HUMANTARIAN eats...???

Why do people RECITE @ a play, yet play @ a recital..??

Park on Driveways, and Drive on PARKWAYS..???

When the STARS are out they are VISIBLE.., but when the LIGHTS are out they are INVISIBLE...

House can Burn UP as it Burns DOWN...

French frice were not invented in France..

And in which you FILL a form by FILLING out...?????

English was invented by People, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human RACE.....,

which of course is not a RACE @ All.....

feel free to Express ur feelings n Add more things like this....
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[jayanthah]

He...He....good one.........

 

[ni_shi2005]

ya ya........elakiri ekak............
like if ve read P u T as put...... how can ve read B U T as bat???

 

[Jack_Sparrow]

Funny

 

[thm14]

Funny

Jak sparrowta mala penala mothr tng eke mistakes pennanakota...

 

[yasaswan]

ooke thawa thiyenawa ne ban.....

''If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why hasn't the preacher praught?''​

by the way..>''The word "Hamburger" comes from Hamburg, Germany. It is a common misunderstanding that Hamburger is a term combined of Ham and Burger.''

 

[sahanhj]

a good one

 

[Asitha-K]

good one!!

 

[thm14]

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?( Coz the plural of tooth is teeth)

If the teacher taught,
Why hasn't the preacher praught?

Sweetmeats are candles while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it and odd, or an end?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

in which an alarm is going off by going on.

 

[thm14]

ooke thawa thiyenawa ne ban.....

''If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why hasn't the preacher praught?''​

by the way..>''The word "Hamburger" comes from Hamburg, Germany. It is a common misunderstanding that Hamburger is a term combined of Ham and Burger.''

hari onna ithuru tikath demma..

 

[thm14]

How to spell "potato"






If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH can stand for O as in Dough
If PHTH can stand for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH can stand for A as in Neighbor
If TTE can stand for T as in Gazette
If EAU can stand for O as in Plateau

Then the right way to spell POTATO should be:

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

 

[thm14]

Mark Twain's plan for the improvement of English spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.

The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

 

[harshafx]

 

[thm14]

Verbally Insane

begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

 

[Lasitha2005d]

Ele ela. great points

 

[thm14]

Ele ela. great points

Hhehehe..
thnx kolla..
BTW, welcome 2 EK..

 

[life]

nice thinking

 

[thm14]

Any 1 has sm more points?

 

[randula01]

nice one....ha ha

 

[Kalindugayan]

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