Fastest...

[dumidishan]

F astest .....

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Mahinda,Ranil, Karu and Mervyn(Silva, of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them.

Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

Ranil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.
Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.

Mervyn: It's Loose Motion.

Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) "Why"?

Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomachache, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, the shit was all over...


The winner; Mervyn of course !

 

[warm182]

hehehehe...
lol man!!!!!
cul one !!!!
mervi!!

 

[Hit-man]

Hehe

 

[harshafx]

 

[shadee]

he he He is the winner always

 

[adolf_hitler]

Niyamai machan..........

 

[Intel_Nehalem]

hehe lolzzz

 

[gayan kalhara]

mervin ela ne.... he he he

 

[coollifestyle4u]

Ela machan niyamai

 

[tharuksha123]

 

[Aragorn]

 

[Kalindugayan]

Copied from
http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/fastest-thing-in-the-world.html

 

[sherlock]

 

[ni_shi2005]

appata siri.....................
hemoma api mervyn ayyata apudiyak gahanna!!
*clap clap clap*