A farmer was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Interviewer: What is your name?
Farmer : Johnson
Interviewer: Sex?
Farmer: Six to ten times a week
Interviewer: I mean, male or female?
Farmer: Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Interviewer: Holy cow!!
Farmer: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Interviewer: Man ........ isn't it hostile?
Farmer: Horse style, dog style, any style
Interviewer: Ohhh.......dear!
Farmer: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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Interviewer: What is your name?

Farmer : Johnson

Interviewer: Sex?

Farmer: Six to ten times a week

Interviewer: I mean, male or female?

Farmer: Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Interviewer: Holy cow!!

Farmer: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Interviewer: Man ........ isn't it hostile?

Farmer: Horse style, dog style, any style

Interviewer: Ohhh.......dear!

Farmer: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

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