Funny SMS text Messages

ishaahmis

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mmmm......every where
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...


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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend

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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = Liar!

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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Why did God Create U before Me....?

Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!! .
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ishaahmis

Member
Dec 29, 2006
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mmmm......every where
menna thawa tikak damma.............

Warning,
cell phones cause radiations
which results in brain damage,
but u r safe,
it only affects people with brain.
How lucky u r,
no brain, no tension.

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Some time my heart ask me,
why i like U?
why i want 2 see U?
why i remember U?
why i lov U?
why u make me lov?
then my heart simply gives me ans,
coz i lov cartoons

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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!

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VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.

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i want u 2 know dat
our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den...
i laugh again