Gaanith ekka mala panala.....

Captain Arjun!!!!!

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  • Apr 20, 2011
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    Poems written by angry husband to his wife


    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
    I wrote your name on my Heart & i got Heart Attack.


    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.


    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?


    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
    Not in cage but laughing at you.

    ඇ බං, මොන වගේ අවස්ථාවකද, උම්බට මේ කේන්තිය ආවේ?????
     

    skinny007

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    Undressing wifey

    Let me tell a naughty things my girl does on me. She has a fascination with undressing me. When we return home together after work, she will take off my tie, shirt, vest and pants right in the garage. Leaving me with my undies(white briefs), shoes socks and specs….! I have to be in this uniform till bed time and have dinner in this funny uniform too. All the while she pokes fun of me, pats me and caresses me. It feels soo self conscious now that I have put on some weight and not as skinny as I used to be……….
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