Girlz R Girlz!!
If u TREAT her nicely,
she says u are Flirting with her;
If u Don't,
she says u are Rude.
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If u DRESS Nicely,
she says u are trying to Impress her;
If you Don't,
she says u are from Sri Lanka.
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If u ARGUE with her,
she says u don't understand her ;
If u keep QUIET,
Even then she says u don't understand her ;
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If u are SMARTER than her, (which is the case always)
She says its because she is with you;
If she's Smarter than u, (Exceptional cases) she
thinks she is GREAT.
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If u don't Love her,
she will be jealous and after u;
If u Love her,
She won't even look at u and fly high.
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If u tell her your PROBLEM,
she says u are Timid;
If u Don't,
she'll be a problem for u
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If u talk for an hour
u r a bore
If she does it
she is cheerful
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If u SCOLD her,
u are hurting her feelings;
If she SCOLDS u,
it is because she CARES for u.
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If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her,
she had a REAL problem.
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If u do WELL in your Exams,
she says it's LUCK;
If she does Well,
she worked real hard.
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If u HURT her,
u are CRUEL and don't have any heart;
If she HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !
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If u propose her,
She'll say she need time to think,
if u think she needs time and propose her later,
she'll say "why didn't u tell me before?"
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Gals are in fact so unreasonable & difficult to understand,
that even GOD doesn't know what women want.
If you send this to girls, they will say "sick mail"
but if you don't, they say that must be something dirty...
very true my friend, couldn't agree more
