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DarkPrince

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Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical CollegeFriend : Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.



Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.



Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister

durawana : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife : How do you know??
Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Udurawana complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except
the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Udurawana : I was watching TV news...
 
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