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Novindu

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  • Jun 10, 2006
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    1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

    2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

    3. onfiltered= India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

    4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

    5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

    6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song
    in Hindi movie

    7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
    ownproductionfiltered= Kajol

    8. Ronfiltered= Your mum's favorite serials

    9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

    10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

    11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

    12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

    13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

    14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

    15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

    16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400 relatives + 1 house
    bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya film

    17. And finally...
    1 software engineer + No Work = 20 forwarded mails ... »